It’s the classic prisoner’s dilemma isn’t it? (No, it’s not.)

Evidence that they don’t exist? Or lack of evidence that they exist. This is an important distinction.

If things ever get to the point where I have to grate cheese with a soda can, I probably won’t be able to buy cheese to begin with.

Pardon my ignorance, but what is a Canada?

I thought Finn was Lando’s son... But I could be just displaying some sort of bias.

Philippians and Columbia. That right there is the current state of American knowledge of international affairs. No wonder we’re getting our clocks cleaned by Costa Rico Suave.

This might work for literary works, but those of us who have to consume huge amounts of scientific data might struggle a bit by cramming. The last thing you want to forget is that the difference of the log odds ratio is the same as the log of the ratio of the odds ratio. Trust me on this one.
All kidding aside, what…

What? No GIFs of Steve Buscemi telling us not to use meth even once?

$10 says he stole that bike, too.

I’m willing to bet you $100 that less than 50% of them would sign a pledge to adopt an orphaned or abandoned child in the next 10 years.

“THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, MR. BRAT!”

Isn’t everything?

So... Overpopulation is not a problem, until it is? :-p

I did it by slowing down, turning on the hazard (flashing) lights, and driving slowly to a gas station I knew was nearby. I’m Mexican and was in Pennsyltuckey at the time, so I wasn’t taking any chances away from a well-lit area. Your mileage may vary.

I agree that Inbox needs polishing, but it’s been working great for me. (I work as an epidemiologist and I’m in doctoral school.) The mobile app sucks, though... It won’t attach a file worth attaching to save my life.

Neat. All the reminders I create in Inbox show up on the calendar, and vice versa. If anyone uses their email as a to-do list, I highly recommend Inbox. (Full disclosure, I own 0.3 shares of Google.)

Hell, it’s got the serif and everything!

You wrote this in a rush, didn’t you?

I’m done. Last one out, turn off the lights, please.

¡Excelente!