Two weeks to reply? We need to work on our communication.

Yeah, there are some motorcyclists who will do dumb stuff on the road. Yeah, it can be maddening to see them just fly by you at high rates of speed or do things that you can’t do with cars. But none of that justifies this. Just let it go, man. Let it go. Your insurance rates and future will be more secure that way.

This is why I pack extra pants in my carry on.

What? No clowns?

Rollerblade. I’m not risking the temporal paradox.

The dean of students wanted to talk to me the other day. Antivaxxers sent in some emails about me being mean to them on my blog. Any ideas on how I should get back at them? Or do I let sleeping dogs lay?

No, we know the probabilities of these things. That you don’t want to believe, or do and are just trolling us is another thing altogether.

Radiation from cell phone towers? You mean the non-ionizing radiation that doesn’t have the energy necessary to do anything? Yeah. Is there no health conspiracy that you haven’t fallen for?

Adjectives are not “names,” per se. There are no “two sides” to this debate, and you’re engaging in JAQ-ing off, which gets boring. The thing is, there are people who don’t know better and fall for your act of “I’m just asking questions” and “let’s reach a middle ground.” But there’s no middle ground when you endanger…

Mercola? Well, if you weren’t a hack before...

If it walks like a duck, and makes idiotic arguments like a duck... It’s an antivaxxer. ;-)

Ah, now I understand. You’re an antivaxxer too. It’s in the playbook to pull out “peer reviewed” studies, followed by the accusation of pharma conspiracy. You haven’t read those studies. Or, if you did, you don’t understand them. Otherwise you wouldn’t be using them to support your point. And insults? You’re mad at me…

Antivaxxer? What else can someone be called if they are anti-vaccine? We’re not debating iPhone versus Android here. This is life and death. This is the difference between a child being born normal to being born with cataracts, hydrocephalus, and pneumonia. Have you ever seen a child die from Congenital Rubella…

You just made some of the same arguments that antivaxxers make, arguments which have been explained over and over and over again. It’s the dose that makes the poison. The “mercury and other toxic preservatives” are not toxic at the concentrations found in vaccines. Heck, saying that thimerosal is mercury is like…

This is not a problem for anyone on the no-fly list, just like getting guns.

You know that the camel thing was about a thread (which in those days were made from camel hair) passing through the eye of a needle, not, like, a literal camel? Please tell me you know that. Please... I don’t want to lose that much faith in Gizmodo. (See what I did there?)

Never ever.

The anti-vax crowd literally lost its collective mind on the Facebook posting of this article. They are going nuts. How dare you talk about this “propaganda”?!

I found her VAERS report. Check it closely to see what the actual cause of her condition was. Doing this made me very, very famous among the anti-vaccine crowd.

You mean “palatable,” don’t you? Because, for the update to be “palpable,” it would have to be “tangible.” ;-)