Alex Jones is Bill Hicks until he can prove otherwise, in my opinion.

The cockpit blocks it. You’d be suprised at how little you see out of the plane. And the laser light passes through a lot of air and then a rather thick windshield, and has very little power left.

Are you saying that Mexican soccer fans shining a laser in a bright stadium are the same as people who are trying to bring down a plane? And let there be no doubt that they are, indeed, trying to bring down the plane. In today’s day and age, with all the communication about this, there can be no doubt that idiots…

The thing about fights, if you’re not a violent person, is that you do all that is within your power to end the aggression of the other person. How this happens depends on many factors. In this case, he clearly told the guy to back off. When that didn’t work, he used physical force to end the threat. (The threat was…

Do you know what “Bokeh” is? If not, look it up. It’s a photography thing. If you do know, what does that have to do with the widow’s peak?

Or are you making a joke and it’s gone way over my head?

I don’t know about sending him into ISIS’ hands. He might give them even more effed-up ideas on how to hurt people.

I would pay very good money to have the Donald go from the Mexico-Guatemala border to the Mexico-US border on “The Beast” and get there — how can I say? — “intact”.

Yeah, but that Bokeh, tho...

Because we Mexicans have embraced Deadpool and taken him into our culture. We don’t exclude anyone.

So they’re going to give us an alternate reality kind of thing where Superman commands legions that randomly kill people and Batman is there? (At least, I think it was batman. He looked more like Nigh Owl.)

Seriously, dude, go talk to a therapist. This obsession with Superman-Jesus is borderline pathological.

“unless the driver appears to be Hispanic, at which point their car should be searched by rabid wolves.”

Seriously, deep breaths. It’s just Jesus. Dude’s been around in imagery for two thousand years. No need to panic. Really, get help.

I did see it. I’m just not having an enormous meltdown over it. Get some goddamned help.

So every hero opening his/her arms is Jesus being crucified (for our sins and whatnot)? I body surfed at a concert that way once. Does that mean I was trying to emulate Jesus (of Nazareth)?

It was Jor-El’s plan only after he was on Zod’s ship, not before. If Superman goes to Jor-El instead of to the church, Jor-El has no knowledge of Zod’s ship. Jor-El AI had to get on Zod’s ship to know about the phantom drive. If that doesn’t happen, then the plan to use the baby ship doesn’t materialize. HISHE ignores…

Jor-El would have known that Zod was trouble, but it wasn’t until the Jor-El AI was on Zod’s ship that it knew they had a retrofitted phantom drive. That’s why the “how it should have ended” cartoon doesn’t make sense. Superman would have gone over to Jor-El and Jor-El would have just told him about Zod being bad…

But Zod told Supes that he was going to kill the humans. He would have just laughed at Supes’ suggestion to take it outside and gone on to do the destruction himself. It’s kind of like war. You fight it out where the two armies meet not where the least number of people will get killed.

We’ve all been there. Well, maybe not at that level and in front of the world, but we’ve all made that one enormous mistake. My heart goes out to her. Chin up, lady. There’s always one more soccer game to be played.

From the time that I started blogging about these things, and commenting on their blogs and Facebook posts, and interacting with them on Twitter, I’ve chosen not to remain anonymous. I’ve been very clear in who I am and where I live and what I do. Like Superman, I’m dressed in bright colors for them to see me coming a…