That’s not the worst thing that could have happened to him in Tijuana... Believe me.

It’s saved my life on several cold day runs, that’s for damn sure.

It’s saved my life on several cold day runs, that’s for damn sure.

Girls suddenly began to have enormous power over me, and it was directly related to the how close they were to a 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio. It was crazy. I was doing stuff for them that I wouldn’t do for myself. It would take about a decade before the prefrontal cortex finally gained the upper hand.

So, yeah, my brain was…

You know that two people of different skin colors can be from the same culture, right?

I’ve been relying on a certain web page for all my international soccer needs, and, tonight, they did not disappoint with plenty of channels streaming the fight. Sure, I had to change channels once in a while, but I managed to catch it all. Mayweather ran and ran and ran some more, then hugged, then went back to…

“... the emphasis DARPA placed on the Computational Weapon Optic seems geared towards more efficient defense rather than more vicious offense. “

This is true. If you want to just kill everything in sight, you don’t need no stinking scope. Just spray and pray, brother.

On the other hand, if you want to efficiently…

Millions of years from when we all shut off analog TV and Radio, aliens will wonder what happened to us, and if we’ll ever return. (Just like I feel about “Sherlock”.)

I don’t know. I don’t think I would characterize him as Jesus. Well, maybe not as “only” Jesus. There are a lot of “savior” myths within Superman. As I wrote above, his birth and arrival to Earth is all Moses. His trying to be human while being Kryptonian is Hercules, Perseus, and other demigods. Jesus was about peace…

Could it be that you’re seeing it from a Western point of view? Sure, Jesus is like Coca-Cola, known the world over. (Or was it “The Real Thing”? I forget what the preacher said about that, like, twenty years ago.) Anyway, someone who doesn’t know the story of Jesus would not see it that way. Perhaps Muslims would see…

He looks constipated.

“The Riddler was here”?

Yep. I thought the same thing. The voice talking about our place in the universe, right?

"Did you also stop watching movies entirely because of the Transformers franchise?"

Ha! I love that video. Perfect example of how the turn coordinator can help you do some amazing stuff. As for whether to stir or shake it, I'd go all out and match it with how you're feeling at the moment.

No, no, no, man... Continue with the nyquil/vodka martinis. Just remember to buckle up.

Part of the exam for a pilot involves rapid descents. You flunk if you experience anything other than positive G's, and even then it has to be around 1G. If you're doing it so that it "feels to some like a nose dive," you're doing it wrong.

If you're 40 minutes from breathable air, you're pretty high up, and breathing is the least of your worries.

So... No one has ever been to Chihuahua (General Roberto Fierro Villalobos International Airport)? The goddamned place flooded in a rain storm, it’s way out of the city (you have to pay a lot to a taxicab driver to take you), I counted one bathroom (and you had to pay the person cleaning it), and internet... ¿Que es…

I won't. Because your understanding of how biologicals work may be different than mine. If I get it wrong, you'll come back at me with something like "it's too complex" or "it's gibberish" and "they're not explaining it in a way that I can understand."

Tell me, has Bayer ever explained how aspirin works? If they have,…

Starting a diet is very, very easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.