Does Eva Green need to wear eye shadow in every movie that she's in? Eva, we've seen you naked (and even "bad naked," to use a Seinfeld reference). We know there's pretty under that makeup.

This leads immediately to Pa's fatal heart attack.

I see what you did there!

No, you misunderstand. I am an epidemiologist. I am someone who investigates diseases and conditions at a population level. I was making a joke about it being confused with dermatologist. I am not in China. I am Mexican. My name is Rene, and my nickname is "RenRen." Sorry that your grasp of the English language is not…

This is true.

Sadly, people are not as afraid of HIV/AIDS as they are of "the Herp."

But... But... http://epidemiological.net

If I had a dollar for every "skin doctor" comment I've heard when I tell people that I'm an epidemiologist. They always ask me to look at their rashes... Maybe now I can actually tell them what they have?

I've heard of chastity belts, but this is ridiculous.

Kind of the same pose as Charlie Jane's pose in her profile pic. Coincidence?

"jhjhkgkfjgjghkflfkgj" is not a name/handle/codename/noun.

I couldn't figure out Beijing until you mentioned it. Without even looking at a map, I can see that it's the Forbidden City.

1. Belgrade

Are you asking why or how?

Oh, come one. Why not a cheesy cameo of someone outside a subway station playing it on a violin? (Where have I seen/heard that before?)

Think like special forces: Which child has the least potential, so I can throw her at the zombs to slow them down?

You mean he's not really that ripped? (Can't help myself: Ripped like Jesus?)

You won't get these abs with slurpees, that's for sure!

The outfits would be fascinating!

My wife and I are planning a Latte Baby. She's White. I'm Mexican.