No big deal. I leak ammonia all the time too.

But you're motivated enough to make your own hoodie/neck pillow? Interesting.

"Hello, sir, can I speak to you?" the man said as he pulled out his Air Marshall badge. "No, it's not the arm tats... It's the hood."

I think we lost something in translation. I wrote that whomever had a typewriter was a king. Heck, we barely had pencils and paper to write on at school. However, it was a good basic education... I'm going to Hopkins in the fall, and I can attribute a lot of that success to what I was taught in elementary school in…

Gracias. Sí, alguna vez tuve que jugar con una máquina de escribir como esta, no porque estoy viejo, sino porque soy de un pueblo muy pobre en México donde el que tenía algo similar era un rey. De ahí que vino mi interés por escribir ficción entre otras cosas.

Something about salsa-dancing matadors? (Get it, "saltador"?)

Poop comes out compacted and ready to be used as compost. Also, it comes in your choice of smell. I like "new car."

"Is Benedict's shirt tag hanging out?"

I think I dated it once... On a dare.

I think I dated it once... On a dare.

Insert some idiotic comment here where prisoners should be perpetually dehumanized, not reformed, and forgotten into oblivion. Throw in some random capitalization and maybe ellipses made out of commas, like this,,,

Insert some comment where with bad grammar and punctuation, randomly capitalized words (because we can hear you scream when you write them), and some slippery-slope argument about Obama and the erosion of our civil liberties. Oh, and Nazis.

A thinner iPad? Where?! WHERE?!

Do I notice a hint of fractals or even, gasp!, the Golden Ratio here? What does it all mean?!

Ha! Yeah, disbelief pretty much needs to take a vacation on this.

I'm no astrophysicist, but can something that big be that close to Earth without, you know, gravity doing its thing?

This is for increased visibility... on tricycles!

WW3? Not likely. It would be over in a matter of minutes. China is done with them, too. And Russia is a shadow of what it used to be. No one would side with the north. The usual suspects in Iran and Venezuela would probably give a speech and maybe withhold some oil, but that would be back to normal in a few months,…

I once saw a cop walk up to one of those people and say, "Okay, you two, break it up!"

NOT a licensed medical professional, from what I hear.