Anyone else bothered by the fact that an adult-size hat fits Carl so well? #hydrocephalus

"The Human Millipede: The Whole Shebang Sequence"

A dermatologist can help you with those things. (Also, an epidemiologist is not a skin doctor. Just saying.)

It's good that they're not shaking hands. It's still flu season, after all.

You, my friend, are obsessed with orifices that have teeth.

Yeah, if vaginas looked like that, I guess...

Time travel. Scott Bakula in his prime. What more do you want?!

I believe you mean "It's a Good Life" by Jerome Bixby, not "It's a Good Day".

Damn right! For all we know, it could be, like, 112 degrees right now because the sun has gone supernova!

Total, complete, utter annihilation is what the PRK would be in for if they even threw a rocket with nothing in it our way. And China is not going to back them up. Russia is a ghost of the military power that it used to be, and certainly not communist enough anymore to defend them on ideological grounds. It really is…

Only noobs do that kind of thing. The rest of us just go hang in one spot and wait for the enemy to come our way.

"our abysmal maternal and fetal mortality rate, which is about as bad as a country in the Middle East (Saudi Arabia, specifically)"

Buy! Buy! It's a no-brainer!

As opposed to killing you half alive, I guess.

You, my good friend, are a comedic genius.

Ancient Chinese proverb I found in a fortune cookie:

After which the bomb is allowed into the fraternity?

You can't make a comment about a James Bond movie without a sexual reference (e.g. "climax" and "introduce"), can you?

You mention porn in a post about kids' stuff, and you get put on a special list. And so have I now.

So... Hell it is, then? :-p