And not even that. I've played with cans, balls made from old shirts, and even a hat once.

Hey, I saw a listing on Craigslist for an apartment off Peter's ass. Would you be interested?

We also have a thin layer of lead on all our soil. That, and cat hair. Lots and lots of cat hair.

I've always been conflicted about the universe. All theology aside, is life really that impressive or unique or whatever? What if we're just a natural process, one of those things that happen on any universe. We ourselves say that our intelligence is special, but is there an objective measure that looks at us and…

And how would the "Supreme Leader" feel about going into space for an extended period of time?

They didn't develop for a purpose. The owls who were better at doing this, because they lacked independent eye movement, were more likely to survive and pass on the trait to their offspring. Heck, the first ones to do this may not have been owls.

How many people, exactly, are there in that sculpture? and what did they call it before they had trains?

There desks their, or over they're? How about the ones there, or over their?

Agreed. That, and I don't like sitting at movies and trying to figure out what's CGI and what's not. If a movie doesn't make me wonder that, then the FX are great, in my opinion. Of course, minor exceptions are made for giant robots and flying men in blue tights.

I do believe I wrote "soon polio", thus making your statement, "Polio has not been eradicated by the way", a half-truth. It has not been eradicated by the way, but it will be eradicated by the vaccine, by the way.

Smallpox, rinderpest, and soon polio, all eradicated by vaccines. No amount of hygiene or natural healing was able to knock them out for 6,000 years of historical accounts of them until something came along... Something called... Anyone?

"I haven't had a vaccination since I was a kid and I rarely get anything worse than a cold that lasts a couple days."

Who the hell would have one of those on a plane? (Though I think we could send someone to get one of the backup batteries from the hydraulic systems down in the avionics section. Did I just write that?)

Discuss all the plot holes in ALF.

All they needed was a 9 volt battery and some wires... Then let the hilarity ensue.

Knives were made for the sole purpose of killing, right?

Really? I expected "tortilla". But, then again, I'm hungry (and Mexican).

I hope they don't do it with the comments, though. Yours would be a screaming voice.

I see what you did there. And I like it.

Oh! Good call on Lizzy Caplan. And, yes, Katy Perry is Zooey Deschanel's face on a porn star's body... I've heard.