Depends on age of consent laws.

I thought he meant "grate", which makes it funnier.

I like how Abby Wambach (#14) is like: "WTF?! Get up! You're faking it!"

Did you see her body paint pics on SI? Jaw-dropping. Just jaw-dropping.

Genious!

Simple? My behind! That's not simple.

With 4% of the population of the world and half the guns, I'm sure we can track down the bastards and "regulate".

In the interest of fairness, it was the CEO that made the offensive remarks, not the establishment.

If you look hard enough among your friends and family, I'm sure you can find someone willing to let you use their logon to watch the Olympics online.

Yeah, OTA is line-of-sight, and there is a ton of stuff between me and the closest TV antenna. OTA is not an option. Though I have found a certain website that live streams all sorts of sporting events, including the NFL. I'm going to give it a shot. $200 a month for cable that I only watch a couple of hours an…

Any thoughts on dropping cable altogether and just sticking to Hulu Plus, Netflix, and, ehem, "alternative" sources of television and movies?

Sorry if you've already answered this... Did you have to have any infrastructure changes such as new cables, connections, and how old is the building where this was installed?

You're right. I totally forgot about that whole "self defense" thing. Alright. Alright. Japan too!

It's supposed to be pelotons. (See what I did there?)

I'd rather protect Israel over Japan. Have you seen Japan's Mecha Warriors? They don't need no stinkin' protection

Good luck with that, China. If you use it, I personally look forward to a rather large parking lot in SE Asia. ;-)

Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.

Yes.

Why use a coat hanger as a whisk? Why not just use a whisk?

The kid obviously saw "300" and wanted to be a Spartan.