The gig was up. He wasn't expecting to be caught alive, I bet.

Second. And the US Supreme Court already ruled on this in District of Columbia v. Heller. Seriously, if you're going to whine about your "rights", you might want to be a little more informed.

Grayson?

Well, you're not the only one that believes... But that doesn't make it true. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water-fuelled_car

Oh, he does believe it. Plenty of people do. The car that runs on water and whose inventor was killed by the oil companies is a trope going back to the days of world war 2.

I did too. Slow-dance chub.

Being a virgin is the hardest thing she's ever done. With that physique, whoever wins her over and takes her to bed will then say that she is the hardest thing they've ever done. (See what I did there?)

Such a sensational headline. My response was "So's DC!"

It would have been not a crash but a landing had he not hit that mail pole at the end. He was doing great!

Correct!

What do you mean anatomically incorrect? She has TWO breasts, not three.

Worst imaginable scenario. That's all you had to say. The worst possible scenario imaginable.

1) YES. There may be more vaccines, but there are less antigens. Further, some of the vaccines have been combined pretty successfully, like MMR, DTaP, etc. 2) They're clustered together because the epidemiologic evidence is that you need them at those ages to be the most effective. After all, you don't want to be sent…

Ten beeps and not seven trumpets. How biblical. (Inaccurate, but biblical.)

"Get the water-maker!" ???

I don't know, but, between that video and the "thick, satisfying AAAHHH stream" description, I thought I had stumbled onto something more naughty. Or "naughtier", if you will.

I believe it was : "Get the water nicker!"

Others' waste products? What is that? "Human Centipede: Apocalyptic Sequence"?

Well, then. Good luck with that whole "putting all the chicks into one basket and counting them before they're born" thing. (See what I did there?)

You win.