That’s obviously not an answer to my question.

Ooooh! You failed a classic passive aggressive girlfriend test!

Me too! Like, how does that work.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

I’m rewatching the show now and it just infuriates me what short shrift he got. HE DESERVED BETTER.

My son’s on the autism spectrum. He’ll be turning 8 next month, and we’re not doing a party because I’m afraid this exact thing will happen to him. (We’re taking him to an amusement park instead)

Good point! I'm just gonna ban.

Someone please set this to Benny Hill music.

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…