When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the…

I am a single person that doesn’t eat a ton. I spent a shit ton on groceries yesterday because I knew I had a four day weekend and having to deal with his shit I was going to have to eat and drink my feelings more than usual. I had lunch today with smart, informed friends, to a person they all said they’ve stopped…

Did anybody actually watch the video of that insane clusterfuck in the Oval Office? The one where some chanting preacher was dramatically invoking Jesus’ name and thanking God for Trump and Pence and for giving the President the wisdom to call for a national day of prayer, and a woman appeared to be weeping,…

Want to plug an organization I volunteer for. Texas Wildlife Rehab Center here in Houston. They took in the famous cab hawk.

It makes me nuts that we’re in this mess because a dude with dark skin (and erudition, class, and competence, and an intelligent wife with achievements of her own, etc. etc. etc.) was elected president. Bottom line is, some white people in America were so fucking traumatized by this, that they’ll debase themselves…

This is so transparent it’s not even funny. Here are the reasons they (Trump) are reconsidering Tubman’s addition:

That’s already happened.

If I’m in the mood for calm, soothing voice, my go to is Bob Ross. Bless him.

This is the best indictment of Evangelical theological viewpoint of “I’m a good person if I think I’m a good person but don’t need to do good things to be a good person.”

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

Those of us with sons (me included) should take this to heart too, so that they’re supportive of the women and girls in their lives pursuing whatever they want, or at the very least so that they’re not part of the problem.

My wife and I are days away from having our first kid and it’s going to be a girl. I can’t wait to show her stories like this. My mentality is that if there is anything I hope to teach her it’s that she can do or be anything she wants to and tough has nothing to do with masculinity. Be proud, work hard, fail, get up,…

If your response to this article is anything other than a variation of, “that’s dope,” then mind your mother and keep your damn mouth shut since you can’t say nice things.

“God’s got this.”

Yep, I first encountered a clown at a Ground Round when I was 3, and I apparently wasn’t having any of its bullshit. I have not softened on this position with age. Clowns are unpleasant and unsettling—I’ve never understood why they are considered fun time for kids.

Hard pass.

I’m sorry; I can’t get on board. The original Heathers was perfect. No one asked for this bullshit.

Well, barring the doozies, like cheating, abuse, drug/alcohol problems, I’d say most relationships just kind of crumble over a period of time under the pressure of several little things that don’t get discussed and just add to the pile of resentment. Not talking explicitly about what you expect from each other in all…

I once got mad at my lab partner in college cause the sound of his pencil on paper while he was writing irritated me.