Thank you! You, too, Ray-Han!

And his staffers are excusing him waffling on the “radical Islam” magic words because Trump is, wait for it, “exhausted”. It is Day 2! Where is his stamina? Is he dying? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

**Catalina update**

Oh. my. god. That expression on her face is beyond nauseating. Adoring and somehow pleading at the same time. Sums it all up, doesn’t it?

Let she who has NOT hidden in the drapes to avoid the sweaty advances of an inveterate pussy-grabber cast the first stone. Amirite, ladies?

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

It’s just crazy, absolutely crazy! You guys, I’m so scared for you and, well, for all of us, really.

I keep forgetting that you guys have a two-party system! Here in Germany, even though Merkel’s party has the highest number of seats in parliament they are still not the absolute majority. It does seem to be a pretty smart way to prevent giving one party too much power.

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

This Labrador would be better at governance.

I cannot defend it as a good movie, but I’ve always had a bizarre love for “Wildcats”
Goldie stars as a suprisingly on-it coach who is trying to control a super-stereotyped inner-city HS football team lead by Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson, both of whom look like they are 13 years old.

I wholeheartedly approve. I want everyone to adopt this strategy. I especially love it when classy women (Michelle Obama, Meryl Streep) refuse to even utter his name, yet still clearly make salient points about him. He’s a turd fire, and I will continue to call him anything but his actual name. I’ve been using…

Yep, raising a shitton of money for people who will need a shitton of money to do what they want to do. Let’s hope she gets it off the ground in time to help Ossof who is running one point ahead of his opponent.

Reading his spoken words makes me FUCKING STABBY. He is so unbelievably good (?) at stringing words together without saying anything at all. Pronouns are this man’s favorite thing.

I live in NYC, and I do have like basic emergency supplies for natural disasters (flashlight, food/water for a few days, first aid kit, etc.) and fire, although nothing to travel with. But I really am starting to wonder what else would be smart to be prepared for! And I can’t tell where the line is, like how much is…

So is anyone else getting into prepping? Maybe I’ve watched too much of The Handmaid’s Tale and the Walking Dead, but with this twisted fucking reality we’re living in, I’m seriously starting to feel like I need to begin collecting shit for a go bag or some sort of survival kit.

Loathe! Despise! Detest! Abhor! Revile!

Except fetuses, cops, guns and rich white guys.

I hate him. I hate him so much.

Good on her. I don’t know why people have such a hard time admitting to their internalized -isms. I often admit to being sexist, racist and homophobic and people look at me like I’m insane, but the truth of the matter is that most of us are a little bit, and the best way to improve is to be honest with yourself. Being…