On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

Mom?

Same!

His body language is so awkward and revealing and his insecurity is so bizarrely obvious. I believe after a while the ceaseless scrutiny is going to reveal how deeply uncomfortable and tone deaf and self-centered he is, even in a contained and scripted environment.

Because the between 30 and 40 percent of each red state who voted for Hillary Clinton should get tossed out with the bath water.

My daddy was a bipolar narcissist AND a bigoted misogynist! This is why I’ve been screaming with my hair on fire about trump from the beginning. I know this man, and it does not end well.

I was so happy when Obama was President because I didn’t have to be embarrassed by my country’s leader like I was with W.

People are wrong. It’s not weather that’s messing with our mood; it’s the fact that he’s been elected president. I’ve been exhausted since early November.

People keep asking me why these things bother me so much, and why we should keep doing things like send aid or provide healthcare, and it’s seriously like, “I literally cannot explain to you how not to be asshole. Because that’s what this is, your gross inability to care for other people.”

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

He was pretty great in The Departed. “Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.” is one of my still standard replies.