That’s pretty good evidence of CTE right there.

Why are people buying $300 coolers? To save $1.50 on a second bag of ice? Who is out in the middle of nowhere for 3 days without access to a gas station? 

Why are people buying $300 coolers? To save $1.50 on a second bag of ice? Who is out in the middle of nowhere for 3…

I said this elsewhere, and I’ll say it here.

Kirstjen and Sanders, what a bunch of maroons!

That’s not him forgetting the words. That’s him not having enough breath support to sing more than every other word.

Nope. I’m actually a cat walking across a keyboard. Also, what the fuck is “baseball”?

Who wouldn’t want to read the daily briefing? Who has access to the best intelligence and most secret shit our country knows and just goes “Nah.”

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

Admit it. You thought Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t win an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love. He got you, you can’t get out of this one

Aren’t these the ones with the shitty keyboards?

Aren’t these the ones with the shitty keyboards?

When you call the cops, they have to follow the minimum protocol. The cops did not follow this girl around or randomly pull her aside for her ID. They were CALLED to the scene.

Yeah it was Travis Wood:

I might not have happened if his dick was leaning ... the right way.

Has that ever happened in the World Series?

Wow, this team’s motto truly should be “Nah, maybe we should just pass instead!”

There was a real easy way to avoid it...

Thanks for posting, Nick. This really opened my eyes. Earlier today, I thought you were a decent writer and probably a nice guy.

If the Phillies believe they can challenge for the NL East in the next three years, first of all they’re wrong (Go Nats)...

It’s been a week? Chill out. Come back when it’s been a month at least.

That’s true. You risk your fucking skull if you try to bunt yourself to first on Contreras.