Why are you riding the bus when you could have travelled via DisappointmentTube? 

Me: “C’mon Deadspin you can’t put that in quotes, it’s not like he actually said those w-”

Must be a slow news day. This is like a 5 year old beef that was squashed. 

I’m not saying our idiot president didn’t fuck it up, but he did “toss” the coin in the air and it is called a coin toss and you use the word toss in your title and use the words flip and toss interchangeably in your article. So maybe you ought to be more thorough in your criticism of this truly innocuous event.

Does your hand still hurt from writing this? 

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You have to buy a minimum of 2 and it has $4 shipping. Fuck that.

You have to buy a minimum of 2 and it has $4 shipping. Fuck that.

And you can just go in to your Account and cancel/prevent Amazon from renewing the subscription 10 seconds after you order it?

And you can just go in to your Account and cancel/prevent Amazon from renewing the subscription 10 seconds after you…

How does one “identify” themselves as a plus sized whatever? If you’re fat and don’t “identify” as a plus sized whatever are you “in denial?”

nOt OuR cHoIcE

nOt OuR cHoIcE

Should have licensed THPS 1 or 2. Plus the lack of analog sticks (really?) means no Ape Escape, which would have been nice. Twisted Metal 2 is better than 1, but that might just be my personal opinion.

John Smoltz is, at this point in his second career as a color commentator, not really that good at that job.

People kept saying that Trubisky needed to show he could win a game on his own and- for the most part- he did today

2018 “Journalism”

I’m just surprised you found a picture of that turd without his hand reaching over his opposite shoulder. 

If you’re streaming a football game through Amazon Prime via a smart device, you should know how to configure audio preferences. This is a non-issue. Also your title isn’t accurate, as the names of the announcers were the selectable option. Can I complain that the generic “English” broadcast wasn’t labled as “Aikman-Bu…

Who wants to bet Michael Caputo has an accuser somewhere out there?

I mean sure, to hell with him, but are you REALLY wishing hate crimes be committed against him? You seem really giddy to mention how hate-crime-y this place is and how he’ll be subjected to this kind of treatment. Way to be the better man there.

How about just:

C- rhyme scheme. No Stars Awarded.