"All I need is a little hole"

"hornbill" ISN'T funny?

But Lindy, how could you leave out the best song?

He entrusted property to her care, which is not the same as giving it to her. If you left your vehicle at a friend's house while you were away on vacation, does that mean your friend has permission to sell the car?

Family Guy is not funny. Stop.

Agreed! I am so sick of seeing these weird heteros with pictures of their differently-gendered spouses all over their damn offices. It's truly gross. Keep it to yourself! You want to come over to my desk on a Monday and chat about the awesome meal you and YOUR WIFE had over the weekend? Get your fucking personal shit…

I was eating breakfast at a local joint one time. A couple tables away some schmuck was reading the riot act to one of the waitresses about his food. Now, understand, this place was a nice, cheap local diner. The food was OK but Wolfgang Puck wasn't working in the kitchen. I liked it and never had a bad meal there.…

Another bar tending story:

Is Atwood still claiming she doesn't write SF?

"DAMNIT, now everyone is going to think it's so goddamned easy!!"

I offer you a plate of cookies.

Imagine a campaign to get cars to look twice for motorcycles before changing lanes. What if a car driver got upset by that and said "NOT ALL CARS HIT MOTORCYCLES!!!1!" Like, duh, but it's still an important message, and your reaction makes absolutely no sense.

Yes yes, the old "Our speech is ok because it is not literally illegal to say".

Dear wizards, You don't need cars, money, height or looks to attract women. All you really need is to not give us a feeling that you might secretly want to rape and kill us. Bonus points if you don't call us a whore.

In Portugal we have quite a few Portugal specific items, there is the McBifana, McPrego and the McLusitano. The McBifana is a thin sliced pork steak, the McPrego is a thin sliced beef steak and the McLusitano is a regular burger, but with 2 options, you can buy it with bolo do caco instead of the regular bun or with…

This is SO sad, one of the many reasons I will never go back to the country of my parents.