This barely qualifies as food, I think it's performance art.

My cowboy uncle and aunt raise and train horses - one year they had a filly out of Mia Whisky Fantasy and a stud called Mr Faceman. Face Down In Whiskey went on to win a lot of awards, which I hope annoyed the hell out of the show snobs.

my parents handled it like this (and while I don't have kids this is what my sister is doing as well)

I kept it together until HOOOOODOOOR! Now I get to have another version of this damn song stuck in my head, thanks Jezebel.

Feral cats are a pretty big pest in New Zealand and nearby islands, so it's not a bad comparison.

But where else will people leave their cat eulogies?

Agreed, if assaulting an officer gets a harsher sentence than assaulting a civilian, then assault by an officer had better damn well be treated severely.

Great, now everyone's going to rush out in a panic and start hoarding clowns before the prices balloon.

ETA: whoops, trying to respond to bluejeans

OMG how did it get up there, people say - it's a stationary object six inches off the ground, baby animals climb on shit, he's not riding a high wheel around a circus rink.