Well he could be trans since I’m sure he still has the same exact body as the girl dolls. Or maybe this is why they started sewing the underwear on the dolls?

Yeah but deep down he’s sad because his father never attends his soccer matches or any of the bum fights he organizes  

I think if you pull a string in his back, he says “Don’t you know who I am?” or “My father could buy your whole stupid store”.

I hate his face. He looks like he’s seconds from saying, “My dad makes more money than your dad.”

I thought this was a transboy when I first saw him and I’m a little disappointed I must say. I’m so glad you’re getting the representation you deserve though Bobby haha <3

“the Shkreli of Congress”

Oh great, we get to rely on Chaffetz - the Shkreli of Congress - to lead the charge to conduct an investigation and potential punishment.

So you’re saying that people are incapable of change and all manners of protest and dialogue are completely futile?

“Pianist Daryl Davis estimates that since the early ‘90s, he’s collected around 25 robes that were worn by Klansmen, each representative of a mind he’s changed and a life he’s converted to anti-racism”

That one where (sports illustrated busty blond*) sloppily eats a cheeseburger while glistening with oil makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I’ve been unable to view their food as having any sanitary standards since.

Am I… Do I… Do they want us to… Hm…

Yeah... I don’t want to weigh in on the situation as a whole, but that “free trip to Chicago” bit just SCREAMS bullshit.

They’ll probably confirm him because of it. One more crazy bitch who got what she deserved in their eyes.

Hard to believe a guy who makes an ad like this would treat women as objects.

Beyond shocking. He needs to be taken off the bench like yesterday. Two high profile fuck ups of this caliber - wow.

I’m surprised it isn’t. This judge needs to be removed ASAP.

Holy shit. Your side note should be included in the article.

All the other bullshit of this aside, how the fuck do you enforce government-mandated celibacy?

I find the Hardees commercials repulsive rather than sexually exciting. The woman is attractive, but she unhinges her jaw to devour this leviathan of a burger, as if reptilian. Rancid grease and mayo squirt out of the sides, befouling the immediate area and her person. I hope Trump and all of his nominees are…

The Hardee’s commercials are the fucking worst. They don’t make me want a burger at all. You know what makes me want a sandwich? Arby’s commercials. Some of them are fucking hilarious, especially the recent one where the commentator sings almost the entirety of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air for their Philly Cheesesteak. Not…