I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Places my black ass will never visit:

When I was 19 I got two STDs in one week. Where is my parade?

As a recovered alcoholic I can say please get medical help if you stop drinking. I had to be hospitalized three days before going to rehab to prevent this. Don’t be ashamed, and don’t think you can automatically do it on your own.

#justice4lamby

I hate people that use pets as props.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

I was in a restaurant yesterday, just wanted to relax and look at my email, had ordered and was chilling out at a table that I had chosen that was admittedly away from the rest of the crowd - and a woman walked to the back of the restaurant and decided to use the table smack next to me to change her kid’s diaper. No…

Is it flaunting literary privilege to say that anyone going into a production of 1984 without some idea of what they’re going to see deserves what they get?

I’ve been making it a point to read and find out more of each of the victims as they are named. I was reading through Martyn Hett’s twitter, a young man who tragically was lost, and he gave me an unexpected laugh this morning:

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

“the ultimate form of child abuse.”

Is it impossible for these people to speak about abortion without revealing their contempt for women, or do they choose not to?

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

“I think our side’s been proven very strongly”

that particular election normalized sexism, racism, homophobia and xenophobia, as well as a variety of other isms and obias we spent the previous 8 years trying to eradicate.

It’s also bullshit. You can tell who’s viewed a picture in a closed group- it tells you. If that’s monitored, so is who has viewed a live stream.

Via the Chicago Tribune:

I’m disgusted, but not shocked. This country elected a man who assaults women and gets away with it. Why would the people watching the stream be any different. I honestly think human beings with the exception of a few are horrible.