You know that a majority of us are not ultra orthodox, right?

Louisiana protects alligators and crawfish more than women 

“Fact: Your premise is invalid, these are self-hating Jews, hypothetically, I win the argument.”

There’s a reason it became a more common adjective roundabout approximately, September 12, 2001.

Waiting for the hammer to hit home when they realize that every single person seeking IVF now will be considered a murderer. Or that they’ll have to implant every single egg regardless of viability... 

So if life begins at conception, how can these states possibly justify jailing a pregnant person? Isn’t that a due process violation with respect to the fetus, as it’s now in jail without a hearing? We don’t jail an infant if the mom goes to jail.

You forget, as far as they are concerned life begins at conception and ends at birth. Or failing that, a school shooting.

It’s not always an issue of life and death, even for very Orthodox Jews (although you know, Orthodox Jews are only about 10% of the American Jewish population, and it’s pretty gross to blow off the other 90%, who are in total agreement about the religious requirement to have open access to abortion, as if what we’re…

I would genuinely think that for a job like this, you really would need to spend all your money on clothes. If this person is going to work closely in the royal sphere, I assume they’re going to be expected to present themselves like they make more than $34k. No “ruffled public school teacher in Missouri” look, which…

I’ve worked in healthcare in Louisiana and let me tell you - Lousiana has some of the poorest counties in the country - and it shows! These parents have no f*cking support - no access to preventative care, no access to adequate services - they bring their children into the nearest city hospital (sometimes hours away)…

Stephen Colbert, back in his Colbert Report days, hit the nail on the head when he said that the US guarantees the inalienable freedom for everyone to accept Jesus Christ as their personal lord and savior.

Now the religious freaks in my family won’t have to travel to El Salvador to minister to third world residents. They can do it here! 

I’m all for anyone blocking this any way they can, but yeah... It’s not much of a “Gotcha!” since evangelicals have always openly meant “Religious freedom for my religion only.”

Because abortion was legal. I do remember seeing a Samantha Bee segment last year where this was discussed.

Murder doesn’t occupy a moral grey area only because a consensus has been made and then the next step was taken to legislated it into law.

Oh man...you think the MTG’s of the world hate the Jews now, just wait until this argument hits the courts.  Personally, I’m all here for it.  

I don’t have an opinion on Talmudic interpretation or Rabbinical law—I frankly don’t know jack shit about it, but it’s always refreshing to hear of ways people can engage in Abrahamic religion without having to be complete monsters.

Murder doesn’t occupy a moral grey area. The philosophical question of at what point does a fetus become a human person varies very much from religion to religion. Some view abortion as murder while some see it as less significant than having a cyst removed. There’s a similar divide over male circumcision but the…

This is how you talk to Nazis

I wish they had the demographic polling for that race, because I would bet money that Regan won white males and no other demographic. I would also bet that Glanville won white women (even if only by a slim majority) when that demographic has no doubt voted Republican every election for the last 30 years. There’s a…