Hi guys, just popped in from the timeline where Weiner and John Edwards are this year’s Democratic ticket, and want to let you know that things aren’t great there, either.

I have two to nominate. One is less expensive so we’ll start with that first:

I have two to nominate. One is less expensive so we’ll start with that first:

We’ve done a lot of meats and desserts and veggies, why not something starchy? I’m on 3 hours of sleep and the WORST coffee I’ve ever had s0 my brain isn’t functioning at even 60% but here me out: I don’t think you could have a more finicky dish to test than risotto.

There are more…

At this juncture I’d like to officially nominate

I’m a Hill staffer, and I’ve worked in politics since the late 1990s. (I’ve only worked with Dan Pfeiffer, and while he wasn’t bad, he wasn’t that great either.)

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

*scrolls down list looking for zoolander*

For the love of food TONGUE!

My two just knew to line up at their own bowls somehow, and they had 2 foster moms and an adoptive family (who gave them back) before me, plus time in several shelters -- I have no idea how they learned to be so orderly. They were total maniacs at feeding time when I first brought them home, yet once the bowls were on…

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IT APPEARS THAT NONE OF THESE HAVE DRAGONS OR EVEN A LITTLE MAGIC.

What about a combo where you infuse some booze and use it to make sweet potato or pumpkin pie?

there actually is more to this, and its actually way worse, though really, mostly for me, and its related to the timeline.

My wife has an extensive dildo collection. When we first started dating (early 20s) she would wash them in the kitchen and just keep them in the drying rack. I said “you know, why don’t you dry them in the tub behind the curtain or something”. She said “cause nobody visits my apartment but you”. Fast forward a few…

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I don’t want to defend this officer in any way, but it sure is surprising the swiftness with which this action has been taken, how quick the condemnation and disavowels came from her own force. Wonder if her being a woman has anything to do with it. The thin blue (male) line.

Yes. How “strange” that a black man, when confronted by a cop, would put his hands in the air. It couldn’t possibly be that he wanted to preemptively signal that he was unarmed, given that so many other black person-cop interactions turn deadly without provocation.

I thought it was something like this. My impression is that Angelina may let slide an on set affair but she would never ever ever accept and turn a blind eye to such alleged acts. I think part of it stems from having a shitty father.

I feel like it’s entirely possible that when Ryan is away from the Capitol building, he tries to think about his colleagues as little as possible.

Pads, tampons and maybe a cup or two are vital for a bug out bag. If you’re not menstruating, pads are great for emergency wound care (slap it onto a bleeder and press), tampons are good for nosebleeds, and possibly stopping leaks (Top Gear did something with them, I think May put them in some part of his car to keep…