Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

The Fast and the Fuhrerious

This backlash is ridiculous. The software isn’t fantastic, but the catalog is constantly updated and has remained top-notch. Plus, if Crunchyroll had done nothing but keep up with inflation for the past 13 years, they would be charging $8.40/month right now. So even after the price raise, they’re still making less…

*2018 jd power award for most curtain airbag deployments

“Can all my vents be un-faked too?”

Obsessed stalkers are the worst. To all the stalkers out there, keep it casual, don't be all weird about it.

I think a better idea is to load your boat up with as many small rockets as you can buy from Mr. Rogachevskiy in Vladivostok, forget the winch and just fire your boat straight into the sea. It’d make for a much more interesting video

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

If nothing bad happens at airports during the shutdown, should that be an indicator that we don’t actually need the TSA?

After all, if they fail to find 95% of the dummy-weapons that they were supposed to find, why do we still have them?

A fine and probation period on top of the rest of it would be nice. He caused mental trauma and allocation of resources that cost the university money. 

Classes.  The penalty for this person for inciting violence against individuals and institutions is taking classes. 

“I was elected to lead. Not to read.”

Why on earth would you give a 20-year-old home for a short period of time from college a curfew?!? Maybe I’m an outlier, but when my kids are 20, they determine how to live their lives.

Ugh I see these stupid pay it forward things on FB all the time. Just let me pay for my own shit. I’m a Millennial and I don’t want some Boomer/whatever generation’s BS “charity” so they can then write some dumb article about how I murdered Santa, Easter Bunny, tuna, and/or MURIKA.

This advice is much appreciated, but I’ve documented YEARS of trial and error to come up with my own method:

Just what my neighbors want to hear at 5 in the morning.

Plus, the trucker KNEW he was going to be tight as he went to the center of the span each time looking for a few extra inches. Screw him, he was negligent and knew it.

Nearby a gaggle of white girls walked out of the mall with fifteen thousand dollars worth of stolen makeup.