Don’t use lean meat.

All right everybody, take a deep breath and bask in all the well-deserved L’s Orange Julius Caesar is taking...then let’s shift our focus back to fixing the problems that got him the job in the first place. One of which is convincing our elected officials (of all parties) to listen to us instead of the money...

Why, apart from dick flexing on the part of the current administration, would we carry out a preemptive attack on N.K. for conducting the sixth nuclear test they’ve done? This is a genuine question because I don’t understand what the point would be.

This is where President Trump always comes out ahead on these exchanges (at least in the eyes of the people who vote for him). A person making an attempt at intellectual honesty says something like “there’s no evidence that...”. That’s responsible. It’s very hard to prove 100% that something didn’t happen. So…

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

As a vet myself this is something everyone needs to understand: sometimes American Soldiers die for no good reason. They die in accidents, in blue-on-blue attacks, from improper medical care, in stupid wars, in badly planned missions. It happens. “Soldiers have died” is not a reason to keep fighting in and of itself.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Oscar Wilde: “The only worse than being talked about is not being talked about”

NO ONE IS A BIGGER STAR THAN JULIE ANDREWS, SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Seth Meyers has been on it this entire election. He, Sam Bee, and John Oliver are getting me through this.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

Trainer: What’s your name?

10 to 1 says the first millennial president has dreads, is vegan and goes to the presidential inauguration wearing glowstick jewelry. This is not a future I want to live to see.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

i’m exaggerating a bit but, for me, that ‘process’ looked a bit like this!

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.