I bet this guy has, like, the biggest dick ever.

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

$1500 into his 401(k)? Dude’ll never have enough to retire comfortably at that rate.

The only thing we know for sure, is that Publix’s deli subs are tasty as hell and I miss them so.

There was a reason to lie about the free stuff at the time. If he accepted free food, then the NCAA could have fucked up his season. And it’s not a stretch that the grocery store employees would lie to keep him playing football each Saturday.

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.

Pizza guy.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

please explain difference between NFL and WWE

Fuck ESPN

There is nothing bad about doing that. It is like calling the British Brits, or the Irish paddies.

the good guys lmao

lmao @ the good guys

Eeeeeehhhhh, most of this evidence seems built in the idea that his eyes are completely dead and not functioning. If he's just seeing big blurry shapes all the time, he'd still be functionally blind and still fully capable of doing this stuff, especially since he's got his other senses and has been relying on them for…