I can tell you EXACTLY when my fear started. Someone on Livejournal (yes, I had and still have one!) posted an icon where maggots were wriggling out of holes in an areola. AN AREOLA. Since then, I just can't. That picture below was legit cruel- it makes me physically ill, itchy and my heart starts racing. For me,…

I HAVE THE THING! Lotus seed pods? Swarms of bees and their stupid honeycomb? FUCKING PAPAYAS? Those things should be stricken from the earth like, nownownow.

UGH, same. I don't care if psychologists don't recognize it as legit - trypophobia is totally a thing. Now excuse me while I go scrub all my skin off.

I LOVE this message... but oh my gosh. Looking at all those tubes that look like holes... it is TOTALLY making my skin crawl. I know I sound like a nut- but... I have a *thing* about stuff that looks like that.

Finally. Pretty blonde white ladies are being given a chance in show business.

They are pretty resilient, I don't know if they're that resilient. I definitely recommend this book, I learned so much about rats, cities, animal-human relations.

Mark, we both know Xanax lost because lots of people cared a bit, voted once, briefly enjoyed that their medicine is a palindrome, and dozed contentedly until dinner.

Mark Shrayber, Unconscious Objector

I'm going to go take a Valium nap in protest! (See you in 18 hours.)

The one drug I don't do...

She's freaking adorable.

What's cuter than a little slugger missing her two front teeth singing Let it Go? Well, we now have an answer... NOTHING!

Sometimes there's a lot of pressure down there....or something. science. yah. it was mmm...bad doesnt cover it.

We dated for a year and a half after this. And got a dog.