agree with you on every single point. mellie is what i come back for, and she has always been my favorite part. brilliantly written, perfectly played. oh, and i'm cool with cyrus still, though his plotline is tired. i don't care about olivia, and, frankly, i never have. i react to her as if she's that friend who keeps…

fuck that guy. so over him.

sorry about your classmate. so sad.

i like it, and i like it for a few reasons. among them is the fact that this doesn't only speak to bystanders. this speaks to future offenders.

Exhibit what are we on now, T?:

holy shit. a dodai DB! DB OG! this day is looking up.

okay, i realize there is no way to prove this now — and, lesson learned: now i will write down every idiotic thought i have about people i don't really care much about — but i have ALWAYS thought that john legend looks like a baby. a whiny, little, cloying-lyric writing annoying baby. seriously. all to say, i haven't…

no, i don't think it's you. deen's tweet (not a euphemism, though that works, too) is totally offensive. i hope that's why it's featured here????

i looooooove my vape pen, too. highly recommend. the brand name makes me want to punch it, but it's more than worth the discomfort: Fumitaste. run, don't walk.

what you said.

i respectfully disagree. :)

you loved this movie? tell me why. (that's not meant to be obnoxious; i really want to know what you liked about it.) i disliked it so much that it made me angry. for one, scorsese is getting lazy. this was basically "goodfellas go to wall street." more importantly, i like my antiheroes to be actual heroes, not just…

yeah, that busted me up, too.

i want to say something clever about joyce carol oates and an ivory tower but i'm too tired — or not clever enough, or both. anyway, stop yer hatin', joyce.

i don't care about the sandwich (vegan — yeah, yeah, i know), but i laughed out loud so many times reading this. fucking hilarious.

and, while i have your attention: carrie underwood. nose, yes or no?

ooohhhhh, so do i. can we come up with some sort of game? please?

as a learned woman of psychology, i confidently diagnose rob lowe with a moderate to severe case of asshatery - not in the DSM, but a serious condition nonetheless.

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ahhhh. okay. i get it. this is very interesting — your insight most of all. thanks so much for the details.