It’s not a lie when it comes out of a white man’s mouth, you see. We’re just too dumb to understand what the question *really* was. But Sessions knew what the question really was, so he wasn’t lying when he answered.

How is it that we could attempt to impeach Clinton for this very offense, but Sessions can just put out a bullshit statement and move on???

“He was asked during the hearing about communications between Russia and the Trump campaign — not about meetings he took as a senator and a member of the Armed Services Committee,” Flores said.

So Sessions is claiming that he was wearing different hats, and that so long as he wasn’t wearing an red trucker hat with a stupid slogan on it nothing counted as illegal. Luckily he’s not in charge of figuring out what’s legal and whats not. Oh wait, that exactly his job. Great.

Such a heartening sign when the future attorney-general lies under oath.

George W Bush spends his days painting the faces of the soldiers he sent to their deaths.
While I disagreed with 90% of his policies, I have to respect his taking responsibility for their deaths. He’s acknowledging the role he played. Because, as the president, the buck stops with him.

I have never eaten meatloaf good enough to not douse in ketchup.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

I just want a member of the Trump administration to say this, just once to one of the four horsemen (Bannon, Preibus, Conway, spicer):

I was thinking about that this morning. Our only saving grace may be that Americans are a bunch of petty assholes.

Oh, they’ll try. But here’s the difference between Stalin and Hitler and Trump. Stalin had to deal with Russians. Hitler had to deal with Germans. Trump has to deal with Americans.

Well sure, you’d have to be a pretty big dumbass to use your government-issued phone for ya leaking.

By...picking a DNC chair that’s near-identical to another DNC candidate? JFC this division is getting rediculous. “My guy says he’ll raise min wage by $10, and the other guy will only raise it by $9.50! CORRUPT RIGGED BERN IT TO THE GROUND!” Jeezy creezy.

Everyone wants a break from trumps bullshit, the only way to get that break is for him to no longer be president. Every article about him is is an attempt to show he should not be president in hopes that our congress will do something to get rid of him and give you, and all of us, a permanent break from his bullshit.

Everything is political. If you don’t see it, then you’re too comfortable.

Your husband and I share the same frothing rage. McConnell takes his patently evil posture to unthinkable heights. He will find himself in the history books alongside fellow like minded gentlemen such as George Wallace and Joseph McCarthy. I wish the citizens of Kentucky would send him packing, but alas.

this is awesome. I love this so much.

I’m involved. I’ve been involved with this stuff all my life. But I’m involved. So I know when you are telling the truth or when you are not. I just see many, many untruthful things. I will tell you what else I see. I see tone. You know the word tone. The tone is such hatred. I’m really not a bad person, by the way.