I want to buy her conditioner and mail to her out of pity.

I know it’s been a joke for a long ass time, but goddamn if I’m not still fascinated/horrified by them every time I see a picture. They’re the hands of a tiny baby. The tiniest. Sad!

This might be why he’s obsessed with size---look at Trump’s hands versus Obama’s hands. Not only that, but compare his with Michelle’s and Melania’s, too---

Since I couldn’t stop laughing, I googled the photographer and sent him an email thanking him for the laughs. I notice he is big fan of taking pics of Democrats. SHOCK. Amazing. American hero status.

Okay the date thing is fucking funny but this response thread actually made me spit coffee out I was laughing so hard HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

It must be exhausting to be so easily offended. The amount of time and effort he puts into being petty is almost impressive.

Date is January 21, 2017, Inauguration was on 01/20/2017, I hope its intentional error.

The date on the painting is January 21, 2017: the date of the Women’s March, not the Inauguration.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

very much enjoying Tim Kaine’s lil smirk up top there

Just wait till you go grey & get perma-flyaway.... You’ll be soaking your hair in oil for hours going “why doesn’t it ever look like this goddamn conditioner is working??” Sad but inevitable!

I know we are supposed to be better than this but why does KellyAnne have the makeup skills of a 14 year old? And has nobody told her about conditioner?

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

Well, now I feel very uncomfortable, because Sean Spicer and I agree about something.

That’s the most jelly beans ever in one place at one time. Period.

But that’s what makes it great. It is petty, but people are only focusing on it so much because HE cares so much.

I’d love it if Pop was the only one to go. “Rest of the team didn’t want to come, but I wasn’t going to miss an opportunity to tell you off to your face.”

Holy crap. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I want the Spurs to win the NBA championship. I think Pop would definitely go to the White House. And I think the prospect of Pop coming and actually telling trump things he didn’t want to hear, to his face, would scare trump into canceling.

*actually* POTUS45 lost San Antonio’s county by 14%, and lost 27 counties across the state including 4 of the 5 largest. #thisdoesntfitonamarchsign