The problem is I don’t really love my extended family that much.

Wow. You won’t even TRY to festivate.

Remember when the Democratic president made FOX news illegal? Me neither.

Which of my freedoms was Hillary promising to restrict?

I think it’s a safety precaution (for both the police and person being detained) because there’s the risk that they may start acting erratically again, even if they are calm when the officers arrive on scene. From what I understand, the police aren’t (thoroughly) trained on how to deal with people in mental distress,…

I hope Kim and the kids are ok. What an awful month for them.

Yeah, he’s got two little kids in the house. If he’s irrational to the point where he can’t be left alone a 72 hour hold isn’t a cabal of silencers, it’s providing a needed safety net for his entire family.

Good lord. In Massachusetts you practically have to be in the act of murdering someone or committing suicide to be involuntarily committed. The laws strongly favor patient rights. Which is great in theory but not when you’re trying to help your delusional relative who refuses to take her meds because she’s decided…

Yeah the cops were actually really great with me. I’ve been arrested too and they weren’t so great that time but they actually treated me with dignity and respect for the 5150.

I mean sure, it’s possible that Jay-Z really does have assassins, but it’s more probable that Kanye is struggling with delusions. Fear of assassination is one of the old classics.

I still literally cannot believe this man is our next president.

Relax guys - dude’s arm is covering the part about bringing all the jobs back and getting tougher with China on trade.

If only trump cared enough about Barron not to run for president... no, joking aside, I feel bad for melania and Barron. No way they asked for this.

I can’t imagine Melania has any intention of fulfilling the duties— or even an idea what they are — of being First Lady.

As a mother of a child on the spectrum, can you please dismiss any comments mocking Trump for having an autistic child? I hate Trump with a fiery passion, but that shit is off limits.

Not to generalize, but I’m sure most women who marry old sacks of crap like Trump are eventually hoping to be wealthy widows. Becoming First Lady must be the worst possible outcome for Melania.

“Sent from somewhere over the rainbow”

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

If someone could tolerate it, that would be fucking hilarious to get in there are just correct spelling and grammar errors to fuck with them. Don’t argue with their views (that’s a dark hole you don’t want to venture into), just correct words they spell wrong and bad grammar. A passive aggressive way to tell them…