Are you sure you understand what “remaster” means? The original game is a classic. Making it play nice with modern systems and display decently is all anyone wanted.

Because Jalopnik hates Uber and tears it down every chance it gets.

How much you want to bet that there’s also an exception in that law for the state capitol buildings, where the boneheads who actually passed this law work? I haven’t seen one of these bullshit laws yet, where the legislators didn’t make damned sure to exempt themselves from the law they were passing.

But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

My uncle’s buddy on Facebook has no problem with this, because and I quote “a great many adolescents were on the battlegrounds of France, England, Kuwait, and Vietnam. They had access to firearms. And they were as young as 17. They handled their firearms just fine.”

It’ll obviously never happen because it’d mean less money, but people would care a lot more about MLB if the season was maybe 40 games shorter. It’s tough to justify the importance of any game in June when winning or losing represents less than 1% of the season. And yeah, a 122 game season will still fall below that…

Bet it’s not just fun they want American kids to grow up hating.

Peace of mind is worth a lot to some people. No stress in their minds.

For the first time in 144 years Chicago did not see snow in January or February. Looks like the need for a fleet of ice breaking ships is literally melting away.

Nintendo Switch: “Zelda”

Shutup idiot

Was this really a mystery that the average person couldn’t resolve with just a moment’s pause?

Here. Here is a nice photo of a nice looking man actually wearing a stupid headset. Please use this going forward.

Consoles always, always, always punch way above their weight for the specs they have. Closed platform and specific hardware optimization, which despite advancements still just don’t come close on PC, make a huge difference.

Boom goes Florida’s economy.

New York City is also projecting that there will be 300,000 fewer tourists. Because people are hearing stories of CBP treating people like shit and deciding that it’s just not worth the risks. And the idea of forcing people to hand over passwords is terrifying for the business crowd, so business travel should be down…

Curious for clip, looked for clip, found no clip. Sad.

So once upon a time I used to text - my friends, coworkers, really anyone - in only iambic pentameter. I made it through about a week or so, assembling words in tapped-out pairs of fives - but no one noticed, not a fucking one. Eventually I broke and begged them look, and got a snort and ‘cool’ for all my pains.