Why put anyone in a position to answer a question like that.

I can’t believe Deadspin doesn’t have a Cardinals-esque running feature “It’s been X number of days since the day Jim Buss said he’d resign in three years if the Lakers were still shitty. And they’re still shitty.”

7.6/10 on the bayless scale

“Bro, come on now” - Michael Beasley

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

Super Bowl 42. Bill Belichick leaving the field early after his team's loss was a forgone conclusion. Close second is the 1999 NCAA Championship game when UCONN beat Duke.

Today in Alternate Future History:

Right, you’re only allowed to bring it up politely so as not to offend those who unknowingly benefit from privilege, and even then, the mere broaching of the subject is considered gauche.

Alcohol just gave him the courage to act on urges he already had when sober.

In the words of the late, great Muhammad Ali:

“this world is run by entitled white men” does not mean that literally every single white man is conspiring to run the world. Context, homie.

I’ve been shattered by the party culture and risk taking behavior that I briefly experienced in my four months at school.

Fuck this guy, and turbofuck his enabling dad.

Wake me up when someone wants to actually do something about the fact that this world is run by entitled white men, and all of the rest of us solely exist to make it as palatable for them as possible.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

I don’t know what the hell you’re getting at but I’m positive you could have used more words than you did.

Make America 8-8 again

7-11 and 9-11 are two very different issues involving Saudis overstaying their visas.