I think being fired by Trump because you’re honest might actually be the best damn thing to happen to a government employee. Short term it sucks, but after the Trumpocolypse it’ll be a godsend.

Here’s what I know, Ellen. You came into a discussion accusing the poster of being wrong and not offering any argument as to the contrary. You are derailing important conversation that affects my life as an African-American woman and that alone makes you fucking dangerous.

Omarosa is female so she only counts as half a friend.

OMG, I was getting actually nauseous listening to this one. I hate it so much when he switches from his “leader” voice to his breathy little baby voice. I cannot stand that so much and he seemed to do it even more than usual this time.

Every time he trotted out that point, I yelled the word “wrong” at my TV to finish his sentence properly.

I bet he’s already forgotten Frederick Douglass.

I TOTALLY do that. I completely road raged today on some redneck filth with a Trumper sticker on his pickup truck. I literally rolled down my window and yelled, “You’ve destroyed the institution of the Presidency and any meaningful hope for climate action, fuckface!”

How long until he actually stands up there and just starts screaming, “YOU ALL HAVE TO LOVE ME! YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME NOW! I AM YOUR PRESIDENT! I AM THE BEST YOU’VE EVER HAD! THE BEST YOU EVER WILL HAVE! I’ll DESTROY YOU IF YOU DON’T! LOVE ME! LOVE ME! LOVE ME!”

Why is Canada stuck with all the crappy states? This dude doesn’t think places like Washington state or New England might want to join?

This isn’t accurate on a number of counts.

Do you honestly not remember how the Syrian Civil War started? It had nothing to do with ISIS or any other “terrorists.” Are you seriously just here to repeat the Syrian regime’s talking points, because that’s exactly what that little recounting was.

I’m not suggesting that you go get a packet of seeds of a fairly invasive plant (mint is a good one because that shit grows and WILL NOT DIE) and sprinkle it in their yard, possibly just before or just after a bit of rain. I am not suggesting you do something like that AT ALL.

Plus he was a SEAL, which moistens the pantaloons of Trump supporters.

I’m sure he’ll comfort himself by rubbing a burger all over his genitals just like the women in his company’s commercials do.

So I’m looking at two-state and one-state, and I like the one that both parties like. (Laughter.) I’m very happy with the one that both parties like. I can live with either one.

At the very least make him wait 24 hours and look at an ultrasound of a Labor Secretary. Maybe force him to listen to a description of what he could grow into?

Hamilton Nolan has popped open a celebratory container of Fage yogurt.

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“So.. you’re saying voters (the so-called “protest voters” as you put it) shouldn’t vote for who they want?”

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