I nearly started sobbing when I first saw this car. No words to describe how much I adore their cars.

Part of me was expecting a much different article.

This never gets old.

I propose a ban on teenagers.

Bruce Willis?

Tell us how you really feel about hipsters.

Hi Tyler, great article as always. Just wanted to point out that the word ‘tenants’ should be changed to ‘tenets’. Delete this comment if you like, and feel free to shame me if I'm wrong :)

I’m almost tearing up watching this, I want to be that guy so bad.

At first glance, I took the title to mean something along the lines of “How to make a car for dirtbags” instead. Would also be a good article.

In the northern states, are block heaters generally a standard feature? In Canada you won't find a car that was sold here without one, it's not even an option. Just curious.

Whether the semi was camping out in the left lane or not, her sense of self-preservation and regard for everyone's safety should have trumped any righteous indignation.

Porsche 911! IT KNOWS ME

Millenium Falcon vapor trails!!!! OR CHEMTRAILS?

The ad says "adult owned"! Thank God. I'll never repeat the mistake of buying from a fifth-grader again.

I once explained to an employee at a Mazda dealership that the pair of RX-8s sitting in the service parking area didn't have pistons. He insisted that the reason there was nearly always an RX-8 in the shop was 'because they have such a high performance engine.' Showed him a youtube video explaining the principle of…

RX-7, because the LS swap is so cliché.

They're paying someone to "develop" that? I could weld that in my yard.

I have to disagree with #8. I've got a decent amount of experience with International's current products, and I really don't think it would go well at all. The Lonestar semi is not bad but in general build quality is horrific, engines are mediocre, and the driving experience sucks. I love the old trucks, and that…

Simple and classy, like the car itself. Part of me absolutely loves the roundels and shark face, but I know I'd eventually regret it. The off-white Travis has would be up for consideration too, but I didn't want to copy it.

Canada doesn't fly F-16s, only CF-18s (Canadian F/A-18).