I think I found the root of your problem

Working with the Republican Party in WI in the early 2000's. 

That is awful.  Where were you?

went to college there, left, will never go back. To sum up my experience in the best Wisconsin way, I had a higher up co-worker say to me “you’ve got a bright future, but if you want to move up you need a new girlfriend.” She was Asian. That didn’t go over in WI. I left and married her. 

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

Correct.

“Team chemistry" indicated that you'd be playing against a bunch of nerds

Ahh, coach-speak that thinly veils racially derived stereotypes on the football field.

I know this has been said frequently, but it is still baffling to me we’re into the third week of WYTS and we’ve gotten to the Packers before the Browns.

He didn’t denounce hatred OR racism. He suggested that we, collectively, “must”. The whole hostage-tape speech was a masterclass in disengagement and passive-voice language. This is how he distances himself from the issue (good ol’ Plausible Deniability), so that he can maintain his racist cachet with the base he…

Because even in the Era of Trump they still abide by the whole “Well we don’t know if someone is lying!” standard. What they fail to realize is that as soon as someone unscrupulous chooses to take advantage of that standard it all goes to hell. By not calling out his (or anyone’s) lies, suddenly the media is the one no…

*grimaces*

First lady catches husband’s brains with grace, aplomb.

Taliban makes bold initiative to rework downtown Manhattan.

In Disappointing But Unsurprising Move, New York Times Takes Oft Untruthful President At His Word

President Kennedy Hastily Leaves Lovely Texas Vacation

After Trump repeatedly called them “failing,” the NYT decided the best course of action was to prove him right.

Other famous NYT Headlines:

Perhaps a third last-minute change is the charm?

Simple. Get yourself a Henry lever action rifle in .45-70 caliber.