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starred for the wall.

You can really find a GIF for anything these days huh?

“You better count the money

Jeep: “I’m sure he is coming back to rescue me soon, but I hope he hurries, this snow is getting deep”
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3 months later: “He must have gotten stuck himself, it’s ok, Ill be strong, conserve my battery, and do my best to hold up all this weight”
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6 months later: “He came back! I hollered as loud as I could and he heard…

Runs and drives. Salvage title due to slight damage sustained when parked. No lowballers, I know what I have!

Not enough rust, pass

Well,the Vega is missing, too. The Vega wouldn’t blow up and handled well. Added bonus the engine would stop working after about 11k because the aluminum block would crack, so it could no longer hurt you.

Not a prob. Just take the Gremlim and rear end the Pinto.

Pinto, only because it came in GLORIOUS Country Squire trim. I mean, LOOK AT THOSE SEATS. (Yes I know I posted two different cars)

In other news, the New York Yankees will not be signing Drew Magary.

I was half expecting Jesus to show up like Batman, or a wrestler doing a run-in with a steel chair. “CHANGE MONEY IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD AND BRAWL AT A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME UNLEASHES ANGRY JESUS.” (But millions dying of wars and other man-made catastrophes, not a peep.) 

I can’t believe this, that is abhorrent behavior! That woman is trying to get Jesus involved in an innocent little league fight! Jesus doesn’t get involved in anything less than high school level sports. She would know that if she read her bible.

“Police say they’re hoping for tips on the identity of the man in the video wearing teal shorts”

America’s pastime at America’s pastime.

Seeing videos like this makes me happy that if I ever wind up having children, and they’re into sports, I’d absolutely be able to take the other sports parents in a brawl.

I hear a certain Deez Nuts is also polling ahead of Trump. Might be someone to look into.

I’ve worked in academia for over half a decade now. If I’ve learned anything, it’s that PhDs are a measure of persistence, not intelligence.

Lesson learned.  Stop taking pictures of your fucking food.  Just eat it.