Maybe this

‘Totaled’ before or after the collision?

and don’t forget to claim tetanus from the rusty debris that was dislodged and struck you on impact...

Bake sale? GoFundMe? Tetanus shot telethon?

parking brake?

No offense taken, PC. Mom only drives to church (5 mins away), groceries (15 mins away), and her furthest doctor is less than thirty minutes away. I and her friends take care of the other driving chores.

THIS!!!!

<cop> APB on this guy?

Just re-upped Spotify ($10 for three months), so glad to put it to good use

I don’t know what to think about...the two-owner, original-paint Dodge Omni shown below.

Glad your back, even with more defects.

I also believed, for some reason, that a celebrity chef (no idea who) was killed at the same bar the night I bashed my skull in.

Not the roofy story we expected but the one we deserved

back, and to the left...

Actually, book-rule double would be a better description, although if you want to be hyper-technical, it is a two-base award

The same guy who picked Hillary to be Trump in a romp...

I have watched Villanova this year (disclosure: I’m an alum) and it’s been a roller coaster ride. They expected to lose two players to the NBA from last year’s championship team - they lost four. They lost by 27 to Michigan and then to Furman by 8 THE NEXT GAME. They beat FSU by 6, lost to Penn and Kansas, each by 3.…

All six intake valves looked like that—covered in a layer of Cheeto dust

who are you and what have you done with David Tracy?

You can ask to be knocked out for the procedure - I did