Ugh, this sex doll thing is getting out of control

To be completely honest, I didn’t have WD-40

Settle down...Jimbo was the special consultant to the doggy-style part of the shoot

ugh...a ‘Two guys and a girl’ remake...

Alleged Thief Crashes Stolen Truck Full Of Paint, Ends Up Covered In Paint

Former HS teacher here - though I didn’t teach English, I did have study hall. Invariably, there’d be a student who have nothing to do. I’d hand him one of the Stephen King short story anthologies (Night Shift, Skeleton Crew) and tell them to read. Most would ask for the books again.

I dunno...I feel a ‘John Wick’ twist coming

good lord, don’t let the kid back in the Jeep without more protective footwear

Same here. After the Browns (I mean, c’mon), I kept wondering...the Bears had a better record than...

Ditto someone who should get a tetanus shot annually instead of every ten years

Might want to consider David Tetanus as a nick

David, get a Kickstarter going and I’m in - one, because it’ll be worthwhile cause, and two, it’s pretty much explains how you’ll get the Jeep moving - kickstarting.

Tracy branched out to BMWs?

Of all the airports in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine

Ok, first the robin report and this...who are you and what have you done with David Tracy?

Had this camp out by our front door. Had to leave the house through the garage for over a month, lest we’d be attacked.

Saw this on Twitter and wondered what Tracy thought of the post

boy, that sounds like the ol’ penny in a fuse box trick (hack)

is it just me or is @davidntracy getting younger?

Never took a cup shot as an ump but got an inner thigh burn by a fouled fast ball that the catcher missed as well as a shot to the pubic bone when a bounced curve ball got past the catcher - had surprising hops that day