so I could get the heck out of that greasy-smelling Burger King parking lot

Just a slippery slope to this...

Carma, man...carma

Welp, they do say that cars kill more people than guns - now you have the best of both worlds

If he had just gone to the BelAir Cantina instead...

Keep worrying that this will be a train wreck and glad to be proven wrong again and again

ditto ‘throwing a bomb’

Skipper was convicted of destroying property

Regarding C, Bruce is called out because it’s the most expedient way to restore the batting order as given by line up card. It doesn’t make sense but the rule is written that way so that if a lot of players batted out of order, it’d be the easiest way to fix it.

I saw pieces everywhere and thought @davidntracy has branched out...

Not a BS reason for being pulled over but an surprising reason - was driving the back roads in middle-of-nowhere WI when I swerved out of the racoon crossing the road at dusk. Did a 360 and came to a stop in a shallow ditch. Once my heart rate slowed to a reasonable amount, I drove away in a more cautious speed only…

Big fan - been using Bronner’s for decades as my shower soap

upset stomach - Vernors at room temperature

From the post title and pic, I was expecting a Red Lobster rant...my bad...

Ah, then the zombie-proof Mazda CX-5 is called for (pickaxe included)

So, you’re the anti-David Tracy, who uses some kind of combo of the Force, blind luck, and making it up as he goes along

Jeremy Abbott - didn’t know about him until Sochi and was half-paying attention when crashed into the boards during his skating program. I implored, ‘get up, kid’. He finished and his gutsy performance turned me into a fan. More here...

...a 55+ adult community called The Villages...

“It would be a rare case that the game would be replayed or points taken away and the outcome of the game reversed,” Colantuoni says.

He deserves the same ‘treatment’ he provided for his victims for as many times as he assaulted them...