Might want to consider David Tetanus as a nick

David, get a Kickstarter going and I’m in - one, because it’ll be worthwhile cause, and two, it’s pretty much explains how you’ll get the Jeep moving - kickstarting.

Tracy branched out to BMWs?

Of all the airports in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine

Ok, first the robin report and this...who are you and what have you done with David Tracy?

Had this camp out by our front door. Had to leave the house through the garage for over a month, lest we’d be attacked.

Saw this on Twitter and wondered what Tracy thought of the post

boy, that sounds like the ol’ penny in a fuse box trick (hack)

is it just me or is @davidntracy getting younger?

Never took a cup shot as an ump but got an inner thigh burn by a fouled fast ball that the catcher missed as well as a shot to the pubic bone when a bounced curve ball got past the catcher - had surprising hops that day

so I could get the heck out of that greasy-smelling Burger King parking lot

Just a slippery slope to this...

Carma, man...carma

Welp, they do say that cars kill more people than guns - now you have the best of both worlds

If he had just gone to the BelAir Cantina instead...

Keep worrying that this will be a train wreck and glad to be proven wrong again and again

ditto ‘throwing a bomb’

Skipper was convicted of destroying property

Regarding C, Bruce is called out because it’s the most expedient way to restore the batting order as given by line up card. It doesn’t make sense but the rule is written that way so that if a lot of players batted out of order, it’d be the easiest way to fix it.

I saw pieces everywhere and thought @davidntracy has branched out...