Not a BS reason for being pulled over but an surprising reason - was driving the back roads in middle-of-nowhere WI when I swerved out of the racoon crossing the road at dusk. Did a 360 and came to a stop in a shallow ditch. Once my heart rate slowed to a reasonable amount, I drove away in a more cautious speed only…

Big fan - been using Bronner’s for decades as my shower soap

upset stomach - Vernors at room temperature

From the post title and pic, I was expecting a Red Lobster rant...my bad...

Ah, then the zombie-proof Mazda CX-5 is called for (pickaxe included)

So, you’re the anti-David Tracy, who uses some kind of combo of the Force, blind luck, and making it up as he goes along

Jeremy Abbott - didn’t know about him until Sochi and was half-paying attention when crashed into the boards during his skating program. I implored, ‘get up, kid’. He finished and his gutsy performance turned me into a fan. More here...

...a 55+ adult community called The Villages...

“It would be a rare case that the game would be replayed or points taken away and the outcome of the game reversed,” Colantuoni says.

He deserves the same ‘treatment’ he provided for his victims for as many times as he assaulted them...

Is there dancing afterwards?

+1 for Did I have to talk to that bitch Marianne?

Dude needs to go to America’s Best Contacts and Eyeglasses and get his prescription checked pronto

man, the French Michelin Man is a d-bag

I still think a buck for a cup of ICE is too damn much

Roomba goes down as one of my worst purchases of the year - too many obstacles for it to navigate without laying chairs sideways throughout the house.

Daily train commuter here. Whatever vehicle you get, avoid:

cast the first stone, no

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I picked him (dad) up in this Jeep, he felt so bad for me that he offered me a wad of cash.