Doesn’t need an adjective

oh, Mickey Two Suits...my bad...

Clicks dig the long row (to hoe)

You had me at:

I thought that was the Brewers?

Ditto letting the throw turn you, especially in position B

...and with that, Helen breathed her last...

MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!

If I go missing, the pic will be the least of my problems.

Live long and phosphor

I’ve kept most of my licenses for the same reason

actually, it is four years, not five

Was told not to look directly at the camera

<cringe>

I get food poisoning frequently

Agreed. My last alcohol-infused barf session was tekillya based. At the Blue Agave for a co-worker’s farewell party - he’s ordering pitchers of margaritas by the color.

I get food poisoning frequently

You have to ask for it well-done or else it will come out in unappealing gray slab of tasteless mush.

I don’t think it’s what you ate and drank but more how specific ironic you were about it.

He was still in a foul mood when police asked him to put on some pants