Thanks for the most needed laugh today - a friend took his life yesterday, so I came in for the inappropriate comments to distract me for awhile.

so, taking one (not) for the team

Brandon Bostick single-handedly caused me to yell at my mother, try to run out of the house, fall down some stairs, and weep in the car as my wife tried to collect our casserole dishes

Unfortunately, some of the kids forgot to wash their hands afterwards and Kris let a groundball get past him and Hector gave up the game winning HR...

2a. And let them go on their own

Why relieved? He’s a big, tall white guy driving an imported Japanese car. Now, if he was a small, short Japanese guy driving an imported European car...j/k...

hmmmm, try searching within YouTube as that’s how I found the clip. Played it to confirm (and bc I’m a glutton for punishment)

View at your own peril - Chopped season 22, ep 16

my friends Carol and Jenn, who agreed to accompany me to this film in exchange for free tickets and a dinner at Denny’s

I miss Tuesday Night Fights

follow him on Twitter - @ZODIAC_MF...amazing how much rage he gets in in 140 characters. Know that if you do follow him, you may get followed by random zodiac Twitter feeds.

And if pink eye appears, you’ll know why

Philly drivers are terrifying because they’re totally unpredictable. I routinely see people driving in two lanes at once, driving and parking on the wrong side of the street, driving and parking in bike lanes, turning with no signal, etc.

unexpected laugh, esp since I haven’t seen Mean Girls

Thomas: The British burned this city during the War of 1812- I am pissed they haven’t come back to finish the job.

I wasn’t able to visualize Drew as a college football player. Now, I can see it...from the neck up

definitely would make me quit the profession

Props for the reference!

Bought the Kindle version because that’s the only option but the formatting needs work - a print version (hard or softcover) would be worth another purchase

I’m just hoping he’s not doing another chef contest <cringe>