@SynthOno: Good point, Synth. Arthur Andersen had an impeccable reputation until it was learned that employees at the Dallas location were shredding documents regarding Enron. Once that shit hit the fan, AA was painted with the same brush and it was game over (save for Accenture)

C'mon, people. Two from the Big East, two from the ACC. None from the Big 10, Big 12, SEC, Pac 10? I call shenanigans!!!!

@J_Frank_Parnell: fo shizzle!

And it's going to be the ugliest shitstorm you've ever seen.

I'd buy Turbo in a second if it worked w/third-party software like Handbrake (so I'm impatient). Since it only works with Quicktime (glacially slow when converting otherwise), it's not worth $50...maybe $25

Back to the first problem. I didn't care that this had happened, really, but I knew if anyone else found it, there'd be a federal investigation, and I'd probably get in trouble for not keeping my employees in line.

Curse you, Deadspin. Had only five minutes of mocking time with a De Paul co-worker before eating sh*t as a 'Nova grad. Life was much simpler when Fisher was hopping on Reynold's gal...

What, was George Steinbrenner not available?

@Covenant et al: /me sniffles - you like me, you really, really like me...

So, a prototype is lost in a bar and now bars are lost on the phone - the circle is now complete.

Check him out on Wikipedia...the years have not been kind.

Mr. Mann: Are you all right?

@Dandy Koufax: Dennis Miller? Long time, no see...

The only reason I'd ever want to become a teacher is to break up fights and slam kids against lockers.

First, a book about basketball in the Phillippines. Then an article about drafting a Filipino basketball player for the NBA. All we need now is Manny Pacquiao to bitchslap Kevin Garnett for the trifecta...

Chris Buck grew up in Toronto, where he played hockey and figure skated.

Just more fuel to the "white men can't dance" fire...

Was Ortiz looking for a pinch runner as he neared first?

Couldn't wait for UFC 2010, it seems...

...eh, I give it an 82. It has a good beat and I can dance to it...