Are wedding toasts by maids of honor even necessary?

Bought it for the BD and the price reduction, kept it for the games (picking up Split Second tonight)

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Dennis Miller! Long time, no see...

Is it a coincidence that your book signing in Chicago takes place during the International Male Leather weekend, also in Chicago? Enquiring minds want to know.

Quick, someone pitch Major League 4 while the iron is hot

So, is Deadspin trying to get us psyched for Father's Day or giving us an excuse for crappy gifts on Mother's Day?

Hmmmm, drop $25 and get a signature from newly-whipped Will or get an early jump on the Memorial three-day? Decisions, decisions...

@I Like Cheap Beer: former Augie salutes you

Man, Joakim Noah really let himself go since the playoffs ended.

You are so unfunny. Please get cancer and suffer for another 50 years before finally kicking it. Thanks.

Also on the WPXI website: Pittsburgh Zoo Boots Roethlisberger Image From Elephant Exhibit.

I'm looking forward to the "I'm f*cking Drew Magary" video...

Drew, don't quit your day job

Anyone who watched 'Nova during the past ten games would know they were vulnerable to a team with a good big man. Unlike last year's run, their front line lacked talent and experience. I'm an alumnus and didn't pick them to go past the Sweet 16.

Started with Parallels (good for light duty stuff only), switched to Fusion (snappier than Parallels) and then went Boot Camp when Win 7 arrived

Drew, buy a generator. It's crazy expensive (ours cost $4K) but we had a tornado take out the main power line to our town and was w/out power for over thirty-six hours during a heat wave in June.

@Clarence Rosario: one of the funniest lines I've read on Deadspin in quite awhile

The kid lost all credibility with me when I read that the Fighting Irish were among his teams.

Please note that the sync and back version is $7.99 per month and not a one-time charge.

Man, Vanilla Ice has really let himself go