“Another One Bites the Dust also works but FFS be optimistic”

That’s depressing. Also, I would imagine/wildly speculate that people who do administer CPR are more successful at reviving men because they will be more aggressive about it. Please note: if someone’s heart has stopped beating, THEY’RE DEAD. You can only help. (But you probably won’t—CPR success rates in a hospital are…

Someone liked my story from last year and that means it’s no longer lost, so I’ll post it here again. This and the other story both happened in the same house about a two years apart. Here it is:

When I was a kid, a large black cat walked up our driveway, as we sat under the carport one evening. We watched as he strolled right on up, cool as can be, magnificent really, with that thick, puffy black fur, not sleek, no, but tufted out. His eyes were green and glinted at us as he surveyed the scene. My dad swore…

I feel like it’s “Apprentice in Paradise.”

The miles shout out was cool and makes me curious to see if he has a role in the game or it’s just a little look at me moment. It sucks that it’s a PS4 exclusive but that was probably part of the deal to get spider man into the mcu.

The Beatles took a submarine... Ba dum dum tss. Sorry

nobody puts baby in the courier

It’s the golden circle.

The death penalty is barbaric and has no place in a modern legal system.

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

Kevin Fucking O’Leary

Or CJ Craig. She was all about the wolf highway on one of the Big Block of Cheese episodes.

He was making acid wash jeans.