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That’s so not true. Early Peanuts comics were fairly bleak by funny-page standards, with lots of dark humor, a huge focus on failure (mostly of Charlie Brown), and the pettiness and meanness of childhood. Later Peanuts got more “comical”- Snoopy became a more important character, his hijinks, which were generally

The best episode for a new viewer to get into the show is probably “Threshold”- season 2, ep 15.

I have, and I didn’t mean that as an insult. It’s a lot of fun. It scratches the same itch Firefly did, but honestly, I think I’m enjoying it more than Firefly (which, real-talk: we only love as much as we do because it was so unfairly cut down).

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Which, let’s be honest, that was a pretty boring fight scene in the original video. The build-up was great, but the actual fighting was like watching wallpaper peel.

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Look, Ennio Morricone makes everything better, but this is the wrong composition to use for this scene. “Ecstacy of Gold” is not an action sequence piece. It’s a celebration- an ecstatic celebration.

Because they’re burning off two episodes a week and changing the nights so it’s impossible to know when to watch it, and honestly, it’s just easier to wait for it to show up on Netflix.

Whoawhoawhat? You’re looking at plot and forgetting charisma. Real-talk: MacGyver wasn’t a good show. But the cast, crew and writers were incredibly committed to making that show work. It’s cheesy as shit, it’s hilariously committed to forgetting that, and the result is TV gold.

Honestly, Clinton v. Trump is like, the most terrifying outcome I can think of. We’ve already lost. I’m ready to nuke the fucking world right the fuck now, because, shit, it’s beyond repair.

I kinda want a Buckaroo Banzai total conversion mod. Think about it, it’d work. You’re managing an entire infrastructure (the Blue Blaze Irregulars, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, the rest of the support staff), you’re going on missions (I mean, the climax of the film basically plays out like an X-Com mission), you’re

I look forward to the scene where “T-piece” and “L-piece” have it out, before they decide to join forces and rescue “Long piece” from the evil “S” and “More Different S” so that they can score a Tetris. It’ll rival the fight scene in They Live.

BAD IS GOOD, BABY! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!

Killjoys feels like the sort of show I’d flip on to watch at 2PM on a Sunday, as a lead in to the schlocktacular movie of the week.

It depends on the implementation. CivIV’s stack-of-doom was terrible. But CivV’s ranged units were also terrible.

Seeing Cranston as the captain in “Beyond Lies the Wub” would be kind of amazing.

Most exoplanets we’ve discovered are large and orbiting their host-star closely… because those are the easiest kind to detect.

I can guarantee exactly 0% Seth MacFarlane.

Shit, my Star Trek themed improv team would be a more interesting sounding show than this. Speaking of, we have a show tomorrow, so if you’re in Pittsburgh…

Animated series is canon, because Yesteryear is fucking great.

With what would they have seen Planet 9? Their eyes? Nope. Too far away. Remember, we were only able to find planets like Neptune because we saw the orbits of other planets were disrupted. The ancients never saw Neptune. Or Uranus. Space is really big.

Esmail: “So, like there are angels, and reincarnation, and you’ve got 500,000 chances to live the right life…”