I’ll just flip up the tab on my old school one thank you very much!

My wife has final say as she plays Dr. Mario and Tetris on it. She said hell no.

It only has to go as far as the toilet.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

Full disclosure: i am asian.

you try all products before promoting them, yes? can we please get photographic proof of you drinking soylent

you try all products before promoting them, yes? can we please get photographic proof of you drinking soylent

Eat the little balls of toilet paper that stick to my ass hairs. Everything that is written doesn’t have to be about Trump. If you think it does, you may have a problem.

Yeah, didn’t read the article, but they should put a filter on “Three Way Bestiality Midget Porn” that keeps coming up as a suggestion for me. Why would Apple think that’s appropriate?

If you watched the meeseeks episode and didn’t laugh, you can go fuck yourself

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

Oh, I’m thinking rationally, and I’m quite informed about Betsy DeVos.

She has said that she wants to “advance God’s kingdom” through school vouchers and defunding public schools, and has also said in an interview that she wants to totally dismantle the public school system. She has no experience in public education,…

Not sure about the rest of the “super-rich,” but with Trump I suspect the issue is that his hands aren’t actually large enough to, you know, hold things in them.

“The 1985 film gets two versions, the one where they start off and the alternate Biff-ruled version, there’s the throwback 1995 one, the awesomely futuristic 2015 version, and the old western 1885.”

I read ruining .

If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying!

Not a “shot”, and I nominate it for shittiest camerawork of the year. I have a headache and am nauseous after watching that thing. The only way it could have been worse is to have been shot in portrait mode. 

That’s not a billiards shot and has nothing to do with skill.

Does Casey Chan know you are posting the pointless videos now? Or is he just off for MLK day and you are making sure we don’t miss anything?

What ridiculous billiard shot that starts with a golf club and end with a green putt?

Except, when they don’t. I worked for Jewel and their union was fucking awful, useless and corrupt. In fact, I never came across a union that didn’t involve skilled labor to be worth a fucking shit. They take more money from you and you don’t get any real representation or benefits, just doing full-time work for…