NBC: Happiness is fleeting. Love is an illusion. Fuck it. Fuck everything. Bring back Heroes and make a non-Muppet puppet mockumentary show. We Peacock Puppets.

Opera PA: Please take your seats for Act 2!
Hedonism Bot: But I'm not done vomiting! Ahahahaha!

Eddie Redmayne. He's a dandy guy…in space!

Hey, we all want to put the 'pal' back in 'principle' here. But, commenting on grammar on the internet really only puts the 'super' back into 'supercillious'.

Apparently the chrome finish on the armor got JJ thinking about those flying balls from Phantasm.That's why she's called Phasma. JJ couldn't stop thinking about metal murder balls.

Well, if we've learned anything from the leaked memos about how much Sony execs were loving Pixels, I could speculate that this will be a noisy, cluttered, tonally inconsistent clusterfuck. But then we already knew that.

Man, If only comic book movies could be so damn weird as to have the Earth threatened by the machinations of one Dr. Bong.

Camp Nowhere- The first movie I can remember being excited to see and then being completely and utterly disappointed by it.

The delay on the dog's dubbed bark always gets me. Such a dumb movie, yet I can never look away from it.

Oh right, forgot about all those times that Kirk stood in the face of Progress and bravely set it to 'Stun'.

It's in those moments when you realize you're the only one not laughing that you genuinely ask yourself if you've gone mad.

That's the way of it. He's young enough that he'll have fun no matter how lazily constructed it is. And it's them that will be responsible for its inevitable sequel. Oh children, you cruel dictators of popular media.

"And George, you give them a Karate chop!"
"I find that offensive.Just because I am of Japanese ancestry, you assume I have studied Karate. Have I ever, led you to assume I have studied Karate?"
"Well, no. But, you never talk about yourself."
*sniffs* "Maybe if you showed a little interest."

So, back in May, I went to see Age of Ultron. One of the trailers was for Pixels. While the preview provoked nothing short of restrained, choked rage from me(breaking point:Mullet Dinklage), the guy next to me, was literally gasping for air he was laughing so hard.

Not dead like we know it.

Also fun is his commentary track for the first Harry Potter movie, "Wizard People, Dear Reader".

Looks like I'll never be getting that Reagan/Dream Reamer team-up. MAYOR'S MAD!

Guess now I'll be spreading my own tears on my toast. RIP.

Judy Greer for Harley Quinn! This is ripe for parody!

Does he continue to star in movies just to spite people? It seems like it's mostly out of spite these days.