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Strange women lying in funeral pyres shouting dracarys is no basis for a system of government!

"If this “freaks being chased by torches and pitchforks” storyline is familiar, it’s probably because you’ve read an issue or two of The X-Men, or seen any of the movies."

J.J. gets off on being withholding.

Jon is dead. It's the easiest dodge they can do, because it's technically correct. The best kind of correct.
"Is Jon dead?"
"Yes. Unequivocally."
"Will Melisandre bring him back to life with the power of her Red God?"
"Erm, no comment?"

Well, I'll say this much. These guys are the only ones who'd have the courage to bring Jaxxon the Green Space Rabbit to the screen.

Josh looks down at his corded, landline telephone. It's not even plugged into the wall.

"But Kel! Don't ya see? I could be your wacky neighbor, EarBoy! His ears are really BIG, remember?!"

Presumably the deal involved purchasing a Rocket Car and a Solid Gold House for Shearer.

The Headless Body of Spiro Agnew is one of my favorite minor characters on Futurama. I cannot imagine a more damnably hilarious fate for him than to be some sort of nightmarish Frankenstein horror forever enslaved to Nixon (or Wurmstrom).

I always found them to be useful as beer coasters.

"IT'S TURBO TIME!"

What is a Sandler movei? A miserable pile of celebrity cameos!

Bear "Hospital"

"The ship be should getting a bit less rational now."
"ME. WANT. ENGULF. BENDER! RAAAAH!"
I just love that line reading and then thes follow up with the Ship's AI growing fangs for no particular reason.

Yep, and all a direct translation that just sounds awkward as hell in English. My problem isn't with what's being said, more in how it's said. Because it sounds like they just did a raw translation of the Japanese trailer . It sounds inelegant to me.

Glob, that narration. So stiff and awkward. At what point was it that the gaming industry decided to just take raw translations from Japanese to English and just go with it?

He's Not The Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

“take a fresh look at the Star Wars prequels with radical new theories.”

Even I laughed at me when I built this alien cross-species genetic analyser. But I guess I showed myself!

Yep, it's also a park with dinosaurs created from dna that was extracted from fossilized mosquitoes caught in amber; that have also been spliced with frog dna. And the Dilophosaurus absolutely did not spit acid. We're not exactly dealing with hard scientific fact here.